Is the Diablo family story of Pinky's birth a lie? Was he not born in a hurricane after all? Pinky recently found this photograph hidden in Pableau X's underwear drawer with a note pinned to it:"Do not let Pinky see!!!!!" Pinky had once heard that his dear Papa had been a petroleum engineer before becoming a poet. Pinky turned the note over and on the back was written: "After creating such a monstrosity, I must forsake this devilish career they call science." At least Pinky knows now why he has such a fascination with jars.
Diablo Inc. occaisonally searches the internet for copyright infringements against Pinky. But they have now found a site that takes the cake. Here are some words and phrases associated with the good name of Pinky Diablo on a porno site: dead bird fetish, a man whose head had been pierced in one side and out the other injun arrow style by a weasel, Jack Nicholson, dunce cap, cartoon rats, hand job in a hot tub, Pinky's john, and the list goes on. The Diablo Inc. legal dept. is looking into closing this confusing internet site on which Pinky is not so subtly accused of prostitution. TO see this bizarre mishmash mention of odd characters and Pinky click HERE. (For credible information on hiring Pinky, please leave requests in comment area below.)
Nadine has moved to the country. She has day dreamed about owning horses all her life, but now she has spent all her money on her new (well, almost new) single-wide. Luckily, she is good with paper-mache and hot glue.
Every 100 years angels shed their skins. They start out like moist spring roll wrappers (but larger and fishier), but as they fall slowly earthwards, they shrivel and dry. Most are turned to dust before landing. Only a rare few have survived the month long fall from heavenly grace. Anyone who finds one is sure to be most unlucky.
Well, that's Pinky's educated guess. It covers the first two and the last--He can only imagine a host of skeletons in Hell eating mountains of candy corn.
Little Arnoldina wasn't interested in anything except horse apples. As a young child this was somewhat amusing to her family, but in her later years it became a burden to them.
Pinky (left) shown giving his nemesis Nadine (right) some tips on how to dress for success. Nadine has lost her job at the Bardwell Burger Barn. She has several interviews lined up. ( If you are a new reader, you may wonder why Pinky would help his nemesis. But for those of you who know Pinky, you know that's just the kind of guy he is.)
Upon being expelled from the garden of Eden, Adam and Eve checked into the world's first motor court motel until they could find more permanent lodging. (In ancient times there were no ice machines, but there was refrigerated air.)
Diablo Inc. decided to release this photograph before it shows up on Entertainment Tonight. Pinky's already feeling better after minor surgery.
