August 31, 2006

Everybody Loves a Monkey

Another Bad Nightmare

Wolf's Milk Slime Mold

The fruiting bodies of this slime mold are pink for less than a day before they turn black.

August 30, 2006

Granny D on the Birth of her Darling Pinky D

"After so much time spent in painful labour, to arrive at once at the summit of my desires, was the most gratifying consummation of my toils. But this discovery was so great and so overwhelming, that all the steps by which I had been progressively led to it were obliterated, and I beheld only the result."

Concerning Recent Blogs

Diablo Inc. has discovered a security breach. The recent posting entitled "Urinals from Heaven and Hell" was not authorized by either Pinky Diablo nor Diablo Inc. and its subsidiaries. Diablo Inc. is working around the clock to remedy this problem. Until this post can be removed, please be aware that Diablo Inc. does not condone potty humor of any sort.

Urinals from Heaven and Hell

Pinky has been Practicing Socratic Logic

Penguin Surveillance Makes Texas Borders Safer

(According to Diablo Inc.'s security division.)

August 27, 2006

Pinky Needs to Change His Eating Habits

He lost a tooth today. He is aware that he has not treated his body as a temple and understands there are repercussions.

You Do, Too

Pinky often daydreams of all the careers he might pursue if he weren't the preacher/entrepeneur he is today. Among the choices are flea circus designer, elephant keeper at a zoo (he's actually replied to job notices for this), toy designer, long-haul truck driver, and food taster for royalty.

Pinky Had Some Intestinal Distress

After seeing this image from upper GI endoscopy, he knows why!

Young Christ Preaching to the Elders

Little Pinky used to climb on his Unitarian Sunday School teacher's lap and say, "Pray with me, Sister, pray!" Pinky was the youngest person ever to be excommunicated from the Unitarian Universalists.

August 26, 2006

It's either piss and dump, or urinate and defacate.

Chicken Christ

Pinky Diablo is a DIY Kind of Preacher

(a well used recipe handed down to Pinky from his Great Uncle Poot, who was a renowned tent revivalist. Pinky suggests using 1/4 c. holy water--stolen from any nearby church--and 1/4 c. water from the Ganges river--available through Diablo Inc. at $17.99/gal.)

Pinky's Dr. Has Given Him Some New Cream for His Flaky Skin

(Miss Love convinced Pinky he was not being vain by using it.)

The Ego's Back!

Pinky ate a bag of carrots yesterday and they exploded in his stomach. This is what he felt like.