March 28, 2007

Trick Question

What do Pinky and Eva Peron have in common?

March 25, 2007

Will You be Next?

Pinky is the Head of a Secret Society

For 100's of years the Holy Penitents of the Rose Circle have sought out deserving souls and secretly placed pink cupcakes on their doorstep. Pinky has been the Noble Rosette for 23 years. That's a whole lotta cupcakes, sister!

Pinky's Face Appeared on a Tortilla

March 22, 2007

Pinky Often Stands Still for Too Long

Miss Love is Always Doing Something to Pinky

Pinky's a Pervert

Pinky apologies for the lack of recent posts. He has been moving. Here is one of his many collections that had to be carefully packed and moved. This collection of miniature underwear is one of Pinky's pride and joys.

Pinky Disappointed

Pinky got about as much out of Charlotte Bronte's Villete as this monkey got out of this Hindu text.

March 13, 2007

Pinky Deflated

Pinky googled "happiness is not a potato" and has sadly realized that this odd statement has not gone unnoticed by the great internet masses. He though he was the only reader of the Bronte sisters in this age of internet porn and video games. (Stay tuned for next week's review of internet porn and video games.)

Truth Stranger Than Fiction

Pinky is reading Charlotte Bronte's Villette. This is an excerpt:

Happiness is not a potato.

March 8, 2007

Officials set fire to a 34-ton whale carcass on Wednesday, sending white smoke into the air near Cape Town as spectators clambered over blubber-strewn rocks for a closer look.

The dead southern right whale washed up onto the quiet Kommetjie beach, 40km south of Cape Town nearly two weeks ago.

Officials packed tons of wood and poured 80 litres of a petrol and diesel fuel mix over the decomposing 15-metre whale to spark a fire expected to burn for up to two days.

"The first prize would have been to leave it here to decompose but with residents nearby, and the smell," Robin Adams, operations manager for the Table Mountain National Park, told Reuters that wasn't an option. "The oil and fat seeping back into the sea was also attracting sharks," he said as a strong wind blew smoke away from adjacent homes.

The dead whale was supposed to be burned last week but officials decided to wait for perfect weather and tidal conditions.

The whale has drawn huge crowds of curious onlookers, with young and old climbing over rocks slickened by rotting whale fat and braving a powerful stench to gawk at the giant carcass.

March 4, 2007

March 1, 2007

Are You Thinking What Pinky's Thinking?

If not, you soon will be.

Diablo Inc. is Looking for Investors for Its New Sushi Empire

Christians are Ruining the Neighborhood!

Jesus tomb found

Jesus had a son named Judah and was buried alongside Mary Magdalene, according to a new documentary by Hollywood film director James Cameron. Local residents said they were pleased with the attention the tomb has drawn. "It will mean our house prices will go up because Christians will want to live here," one woman said.

Pinky's been Busy

Diablo Inc. is Taking On Nature One Living Creature at a Time


Diablo Inc. is Secretly Developing Enriched Geranium

Flowers sellers of the world, unite!

Hammer and Chisel + Whiskey

Or maybe these were Mr. Webb's last words?!