Nadine Wins Fair Ribbons for Canned Influenzas

Pinky Discovered This Photo of Nadine and Her First Husband in the Local Courthouse Archives

A Photo from Pinky's Bathroom

Inauguration 2009

Miss Love has been working diligently on her celebratory inauguration obelisk. Pinky just hopes it's ready by Tuesday!

Pinky Saved by Strong Ladies

Ladies were called in to pull Pinky from his cistern. He leaned in a bit to far trying to look at a frog.

Tiny Murder (True Story)

Pinky sold this piece (In the Time of Adam) several years ago. The owner recently tracked Pinky down on Facebook to report that his house had been burgled and the tiny man thrown from the dinosaur and chopped in half. The upper body was never found. Pinky spent days wondering if the police set up a tiny yellow ribbon around the crime scene. Pinky has found a replacement figure in Canada, and as soon as a tiny airplane can be found, the piece will be repaired.

The Miraculous Conception of Pinky Diablo

Pinky May Have to Have the "S" Removed

Pinky just saw a billboard that advertised tattoo removal for $49 per inch. It shouldn't cost more than $38.75.

Does She or Doesn't She?

Yesterday, Pinky asked Miss Love why she married him.

Pinky's Christmas Wish

Pinky used an internet translator to translate his christmas wish from one language to another then back to English:

Pinky wishes that all the children of the world could enjoy his deviled eggs.

Rose souhaiter thanksggiving toutes les enfants de les mondial pouvions prendre plaisir à son démon oeufs.

Pinky vota ut totus liberi of orbis terrarum iacio utor suus diabolus eggs.

Garofano voti quando intero bambini del mondiale verso lancio verso uso suo diavolo uovi.

Rozig vows wanneer doet wettisch kinderen van naar de wereld - wijd vandoor waterdruppel vandoor voorhebben zijn voort grond eierschaal.

Pink vows whenever does stringent children with the worldwide wide run away drop run away wear one's onwards soil eggshell.

Pinky Loves Movies

Pinky often finds old movie posters and inserts his name in the starring role. Then he makes his friends watch the movie while constantly nagging, "Aren't I great in this one?! Huh? Whatdya think?

Pinky's Secret Hamlet Club

Although Pinky hates Shakespeare (always has, always will), he attends a monthly underground hit and run Shakespeare festival. This month is Hamlet, and it is to be performed under one of DFW's high-five overpasses by stealth of night and eye of newt. Pinky has created projections with which to delight and confuse passing motorists. Nadine and Pinky have watched 72 hours of horrid Hamlet movies this month in preparation. Pinky hopes Nadine can get a vacation day at the Bardwell Burger Barn.

Pinky and his Sweet Birdie Have Hit the Road Acting Out Scenes of Hamlet for Adoring Crowds

Pinky's Teddy Bear Cam has been Catching Nadine Fondling His Chicken

Pinky's Prerogative

Like God in the old testament, Pinky reserves the right to change his mind. Several hundred blog entries ago, Pinky set forth his treatise on only looking at the bottom 6 inches of any painting. He stands by this philosophy unless there is meat in the painting (or an image of the Pinkster himself).

An Enbarrassing Moment from Nadine's Life

Uncle Poot and His 9th Wife

Uncle Poot said she made all her clothes out of leftover car upholstery. She left him because she said he was a goat.

The 682nd Eye of God

Real Men Prey

4300 B.C. Mesopotamia: World's First Sock Monkey