Nadine's Famous Spaghetti

Poor Nadine

Nadine's hurt ankle kept her from performing her acclaimed fan dance at the local Bluebonnet Festival. It did not, however, keep her from leaping on stage and ruining Pinky's lecture on aquarium care.

Pinky Discovered This Photo of Nadine and Her First Husband in the Local Courthouse Archives

A Nadine Valentine

Pinky has been finding Nadine's belongings at the local thrift store. Is Nadine downsizing? Is she disposing of her things to begin a spiritual quest?

Dirty Little Secret

Pinky has discovered that Nadine has been sneaking off to the shores of Lake Bardwell and acting out Greek myths by the light of the moon in her birthday suit. Here's proof.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Even Pinky's long suffering mother, Granny D, didn't believe her own son made this spoon. "Every picture on your blog came from my camera," she wailed. That is an outright falsehood. Some came from Nadine's Flickr account.

Nadine's Nocturnal Wanderings

Neighborhood chickens have been found without their heads. Nadine, have you been sleep walking again?

Diablo Inc.'s New High School for the Performing Arts

To counteract all the god damn High School Musical I, II, III, IV (ad infinitum) crap in the world today, Pinky has put his money where his mouth is and funded a high school for the performing arts to bring real culture back to our country. Here the boys are pictured in their gym class (Hamlet gym togs designed by Nadine.) Notice several cigarettes in class.

Pinky's Secret Hamlet Club

Although Pinky hates Shakespeare (always has, always will), he attends a monthly underground hit and run Shakespeare festival. This month is Hamlet, and it is to be performed under one of DFW's high-five overpasses by stealth of night and eye of newt. Pinky has created projections with which to delight and confuse passing motorists. Nadine and Pinky have watched 72 hours of horrid Hamlet movies this month in preparation. Pinky hopes Nadine can get a vacation day at the Bardwell Burger Barn.

Pinky's Teddy Bear Cam has been Catching Nadine Fondling His Chicken

Pinky Needs Meat

Pinky Diablo and Nadine called a rare truce and went to the Impressionist show at the Kimbell Museum today. Pinky hadn't told Nadine about his ban against looking at paintings without meat in them until they paid for their tickets. Nadine led Pinky throught the show with his eyes closed until they came upon this masterpiece by Gustave Caillebotte. It turns out that Caillebotte is Pinky's new hero--he painted several butcher shop images and some great plucked chickens. Fuck Manet!

An Enbarrassing Moment from Nadine's Life

If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Pinky and Nadine Often Spend Hours on End Stalking Mopeds Together

Not Nadine

As Pinky was rummaging through Nadine's desk yesterday (he was looking for some cuff links she stole from him), he found this picture she is certainly planning to use for her annual Christmas card. This is not Nadine. Pinky has conveniently numbered the clues that prove beyond a reasonable doubt that this is not Nadine.

All Nadine Eats is Hot Dogs and Instant Mashed Potatoes, Bless Her Heart

Poor Nadine

Nadine has moved to the country. She has day dreamed about owning horses all her life, but now she has spent all her money on her new (well, almost new) single-wide. Luckily, she is good with paper-mache and hot glue.

Fashion Advice for the Nemesis

Pinky (left) shown giving his nemesis Nadine (right) some tips on how to dress for success. Nadine has lost her job at the Bardwell Burger Barn. She has several interviews lined up. ( If you are a new reader, you may wonder why Pinky would help his nemesis. But for those of you who know Pinky, you know that's just the kind of guy he is.)

Nadine's Got a New Job

Nadine was hired at the Bardwell Burger Barn. During her interview with the manager she was asked to explain a personal weakness. She stated that she had a problem managing leftovers. The B3 (as locals call the Bardwell Burger Barn) agreed to hire her with the condition that she enter a leftover 12-step program. Pinky thinks her main weakness is not having a car and relying on a large balloon to get her to and from work. Pinky knows that when the wind is blowing from the east in the evening he will be driving to Cleburne to pick Nadine up in some cotton field.

Poor, Poor Nadine

Nadine has lost yet another job. This time she was fired from the local fireworks stand for shooting off roman candles into the line of customers and shouting, "Here comes the apocalypse. Run for your lives." Pinky has taken pity on her and hired her to dust his collection of Styrofoam chunks. She has been a little rough with them, but Pinky is too kind hearted to scold her.