Is the Diablo family story of Pinky's birth a lie? Was he not born in a hurricane after all? Pinky recently found this photograph hidden in Pableau X's underwear drawer with a note pinned to it:"Do not let Pinky see!!!!!" Pinky had once heard that his dear Papa had been a petroleum engineer before becoming a poet. Pinky turned the note over and on the back was written: "After creating such a monstrosity, I must forsake this devilish career they call science." At least Pinky knows now why he has such a fascination with jars.
Showing posts with label childhood memories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label childhood memories. Show all posts
August 30, 2008
Pink Worry
Is the Diablo family story of Pinky's birth a lie? Was he not born in a hurricane after all? Pinky recently found this photograph hidden in Pableau X's underwear drawer with a note pinned to it:"Do not let Pinky see!!!!!" Pinky had once heard that his dear Papa had been a petroleum engineer before becoming a poet. Pinky turned the note over and on the back was written: "After creating such a monstrosity, I must forsake this devilish career they call science." At least Pinky knows now why he has such a fascination with jars.
May 29, 2008
April 9, 2008
March 22, 2008
March 21, 2008
A Life Well Lived
Pinky has amassed great personal wealth and enormous power and international influence in his rise from BBQ server and community college teacher to zoo keeper. A touching autobiography is coming soon.
March 17, 2008
Sad Childhood (Again)
Pinky (right) with the only kid who came to his 1oth birthday party. Granny D had ordered 45 cupcakes decorated with icing bamboo leaves. Sol Rosenquist (left) ate 32. Pinky ate the rest and soiled his rented costume. Needless to say, Pinky doesn't do well with birthdays anymore.
March 14, 2008
March 13, 2008
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