Showing posts with label plays with food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label plays with food. Show all posts

December 25, 2008

Pinky's Christmas Wish

Pinky used an internet translator to translate his christmas wish from one language to another then back to English:

Pinky wishes that all the children of the world could enjoy his deviled eggs.

Rose souhaiter thanksggiving toutes les enfants de les mondial pouvions prendre plaisir à son démon oeufs.

Pinky vota ut totus liberi of orbis terrarum iacio utor suus diabolus eggs.

Garofano voti quando intero bambini del mondiale verso lancio verso uso suo diavolo uovi.

Rozig vows wanneer doet wettisch kinderen van naar de wereld - wijd vandoor waterdruppel vandoor voorhebben zijn voort grond eierschaal.

Pink vows whenever does stringent children with the worldwide wide run away drop run away wear one's onwards soil eggshell.

December 18, 2008

Miss Love Cooks Once a Year


You should see the gravy she makes to go with this.

December 16, 2008

Pinky's PhD

Pinky was awarded a PhD in Shakespearean Analysis for his contoversial disertation on the weaknesses of Ophelia in Shakespeare's Hamlet. In this one and a half page masterpiece of psychological literary sleuthing, Pinky deftly argues that all Ophelia's foibles come from the fact that she had no mother to make her the staple dish of Danish childhood, pære hund salat.

December 7, 2008

Diablo Inc.'s New State Fair Martini

At his latest art opening, Pinky invented this delightful new cocktail.

October 16, 2008

Pinky's Vegetarian Art Appreciation Students are in for a Rude Shock

Pinky has decided to only look at and discuss paintings with meat in them. (Pinky has taken to dancing around the classroom yelling, "Meat is murder! Bite Me!")

October 12, 2008

Pinky's Laptop


Vegetarians got hold of Pinky's laptop and defaced it. Pinky likes it!

October 1, 2008

Uncle Poot was a Serious Man


Poor Uncle Poot was an drunk and a ne'er-do-well. But he was delighted whenever two similar patterns or colors overlapped or butted up against on another. He could stare at his light yellow polyester pants for hours if he accidentally dropped a dollop of butter on his crotch.