Pinky's New Public Position

Pinky has been elected mayor of his small town. There is only a church, a barn, and a three story brothel. This is his official portrait which will hang in his office in the brothel's attic.

Pinky has a Repressed Memory of a Monkey in a Canoe

Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

The Zoo Honors Pinky

Even though Pinky has only been at the zoo for five months, his heroic nature and fine chiseled features have been captured in marble. Titled "Pinky Rescues a Drunken Gerenuk", this sculpture has been placed between the restroom and the necropsy lab.

The Mind of Pinky

If you take out the giraffes, the branches, the birds, trees, and telephone poles and wire (and maybe the clouds), you would have a pretty good idea of the mind of Pinky Diablo 99% of the time.

Pinky Has Designed This New True-to-Life Animal Display for the Zoo's New "Urban Creatures" Section

Enjoy Pinky's New Series of Close-Ups of Himself. (#1)

Diablo Inc. Creates New Species

Pinky has contaminated his mini zebu herd with some zoo germs but Miss Love is happy with her little cheetah calf.

An Ordinary Day at the Zoo for an Ordinary Zoo Keeper

Pinky Explains His Mood to His Pyschiatrist by Coloring the Bunny

The Truth is Stranger than Fiction

Pinky has turned over Diablo Inc. to a holding company (against the advice of the board of directors and Miss Love) and is taking a leave of absence to bring his Word to the animals at the local zoo. He starts work next week. Starting Oct. 22 he will be at the front of the zoo guarding a sacred cow for a month--come by and say hello.