Showing posts with label like moths to a flame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label like moths to a flame. Show all posts
January 8, 2009
December 8, 2008
September 7, 2008
August 16, 2008
Pinky has Decided Against a Mentor
But instead has hired this focus group to tell him what to do. There is a lot of church, chintz and luncheons in his future.
August 6, 2008
Tiny Icarus
Diablo Inc. executives were Googling Pinky's name (as well as his alter ego's) and found this tiny sculpture that Pinky made years ago. It showed up on a recent Dallas art tour site. They also found a photo of a Chicago area fan wearing a bootleg Pinky Diablo t-shirt. (The wearer shouldn't worry too much--the marketing execs don't communicate well with the legal dept. here at Diablo Inc.)
July 2, 2008
Diablo Inc. Reaches Important Milestone
Today marks the third anniversary of ladies everywhere being able to access Pinky Diablo 24/7 on this blog. (Diablo Inc. is aware that there are one or two male visitors to this site, but they are definitely girly)
May 29, 2008
When Uncle Warburton Died (May 1900)
"Oh, for some mature sympathy. There is no one to condole, no one to reason feelingly and enter into one's loneliness. Flo is not interested and not wounded by the grief. Barringtons are strangers. Fred seems to be unaffected or our natures are so dissimilar that we do not even understand each other. Teddy is quite indifferent and self engrossed. Joe and Dorking are far away. Sarah and the others are bitter and cold. Uncle Warburton dead, and me left in lonely, deserted grief without a shadow of human sympathy at hand."
May 25, 2008
May 20, 2008
See Pinky in the Flesh
Thursday, May 22, is a rare opportunity to see Pinky D in the flesh. From 5:30-9:30 PM at Gray Matters Gallery, 113 N. Haskell Ave in Dallas, TX, Pinky and Miss Love will be hosting a gala art exhibition benefiting Pinky's zoo keeper association and rhino conservation. Required donation of $5. Free beer while it lasts. Animal fabric art by the Tom and Judy Show. Watercolors galore by Pinky himself, and photos by Ken Craft of Pinky as Darwin. (Hey you GilmerMetcalves, this sounds like a roadtrip! Bring the band and a bag of kazoos and serenade the zoo keepers of America.)
May 5, 2008
99% True (and only 10 Hours Old)
A few hours after Pinky left for the zoo today (5:45 AM) Miss Love awoke to see this apparition at the front door (The color is only slightly enhanced to heightened the effect--thus the 1% lie). The errant goat does not belong to anyone nearby, and Miss Love was able to lead it (Unicorn and Virgin style) into the barn where it awaits its fate. Pinky is sure this is part of God's plan for him. He can't wait to see what it has turned into in the morning!
April 7, 2008
March 25, 2008
Her Shit Life: A Story in 11 Short Chapters
1.
He drank malt liquor and never bathed
They were never very happy
She left with only her toothbrush and her bruises
She found someone worse than him
Canned beans and cheap toilet paper were all they could ever afford
If cleanliness is next to godliness, Jesus never stepped foot in their trailer
He loved AC/DC
She loved Barry Manilow
His check was garnished every week, but she couldn’t have kids of her own
He unclogged the toilet with a fork
He took her to Red Lobster on their third month anniversary
11.
She never remembered a single dream
March 5, 2008
Sad News
These ladies never had a chance to know Pinky Diablo. If they had, they would have loved him!
February 13, 2008
Nadine's Bigamous Past
County records show Nadine married Rodger Litmore (left) on July 19, 1969. She married Bucky Kintrell (right) on July 20, 1969. Roger and Bucky are shown here on July 21 after they discovered they were married to the same woman. Both marriages were annulled, and Nadine went on to marry 23 more times.
October 14, 2007
October 7, 2007
October 5, 2007
September 24, 2007
September 17, 2007
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