October 24, 2006

No More Comments Allowed

Pinky spent his lonely hours waiting for comments on his blog. Then when they came, he used them to fuel his ego. "Aren't I clever?," he said. Or, "People like me!" His Buddha nature told him to post the blog postings from his heart and stop worrying about who read them or what they thought. --It's all going to be dust sooner or later (and then the dust will disappear, too!)

Come Relax at Pinky Diablo's Day Spa and Underwear Emporium

October 23, 2006

The Hole Where Morality Issues Forth

Pinky's Gone Retail

Stop by Dolly Python's in Dallas to see some of Pinky Diablo's creations at rock bottom prices.

October 22, 2006

Pinky Diablo: Obsessed with Death #1143

Pinky is Often Lost in Meditation

Can You Think of Three Words that Describe Pinky D

What If...?

What if Pinky and his mummified fetal twin, Radish, had been aborted? Would someone have enjoyed a freakish deviled egg? Pinky can barely bring himself to contemplate the horror!

October 20, 2006

October 18, 2006

Try Pinky D's Pink Peanuts Today

Less carcenogenic than lots of things!

October 15, 2006

Your Loss

Miss Love insisted Pinky take off an earlier posting. She thought it made him look freakish and was worried about the public response. Pinky always tries to make Miss Love happy. (But now you'll never know a really good story.)

Pinky's been Thinking About His Insides Lately

October 13, 2006

Self Portrait as Hungry Man

Who Said There was Nothing New Under the Sun

For the first time in the history of mankind the three stooges, a lil mummy, a tiny turtle shell, and antibiotics to fight the bacteria that causes stomach ulcers (Helicobacter pylori), have been combined in close proximity--Pinky dares anyone to prove him wrong.

October 8, 2006

Title Contest

Submit a title for this image and win a free Diablo Inc. virtual thumbtack.

Alternative Title: God Tried to Make Cotton Candy and It Just Tasted Like Dirt

Pig-Pen Ain't Got Nuthin' on Pinky Diablo

What to Move Off the Grid?

Diablo Inc. is now providing a disappearing service for people fed up with their American life. Diablo Inc, will provide you with all the necessary paperwork, disguises, log cabin with fake owners, etc. So, drop out of life today and become the solitary hermit you've always dreamed of being. For your entire life savings, 401K, and insurance money, Diablo Inc. will make sure you live comfortably in some distant woods, deliver anonymous, cryptic messages to friends, and peddle your crafts in its new Pinky D Bio-Diesel Truck Stop gift shops.

Tom Sale's miniature worlds are adorable.
(Wrote Bill Davenport in 1996.)

October 6, 2006

Pinky's Latest Show

Pinky's latest exhibition features a new, even smaller trailer and some pieces of equally small scale.

Pinky Diablo: Obsessed with Death #865

Everyday architecture and Death rarely go hand in hand. Pinky applauds this unlikely marriage.

Pinky is Studying to be an Architect

You may have noticed Pinky's lackadaisical posting schedule. He and Miss Love have been knee-deep in planning their new digs. Since they are moving off the grid, they can't tell you where they are moving. Here's the house Pinky has carefully designed using architectural software on his computer. (Pinky is a bit of a Luddite.)

October 5, 2006

Cotton Candy Fallacy

Cotton candy is not really made from cotton. It's made from dyed sheep's wool.

October 2, 2006

Monroe's Scrotum

Here is what's left of Monroe. The rest of him has gone to Colorado. This fuzzy pinkness was stretched over a cup and dried to make a little keepsake.

Pinky is Disgusted

While the Zebu show was going on, Llamas were being shown right next door. Here was the ugliest llama at the fair. Surely this ain't no proof of intelligent design. WWDD (Darwin, you dummy).

Those That Came Will Go to Heaven

Pinky had a word with God last night. She agreed to put a special mark in the Book of Life to those who came to the Zebu show at the State Fair. (By the way, the new Book of Life is really kitschy looking, I think God took a scrap-booking class.)

October 1, 2006

Pinky's Dream

Pinky dreamed that his belly-dancing friend, Sabina, spun all night. At dawn she was so dizzy she started vomiting. But diamonds came out instead. She was spinning and jewels were flying out her mouth and sparkling in the rising sun.

Eat Me!

Death has a Huge Closet of Costumes

Miss Love Entertains the Troops at the Great State Fair of Texas