Hippity-Hoppity, Easter's on its Way!

All Nadine Eats is Hot Dogs and Instant Mashed Potatoes, Bless Her Heart

Another Pinky Sculpture from the Past (title: More!)

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Trick Question

Who was the world's first zoo keeper?
A: Adam
B: Mrs. Noah (shown here)
C: Sultan Akmid Ampur

Worse than the Elliot Spitzer Scandal

Pinky found this archived photo in the county sheriff's office showing Nadine's birth mother, Madeleine Spoonacre, who kept an illicit chicken house for wealthy poultry lovers. She gave up all of her 12 children to the county child welfare office. Nadine had no knowledge about the identity of her mother, the existence of 11 siblings, or the perversions these 172 chickens were subjected to at the hands of the county's high and mighty.

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Another Nightmare

Trying to outrun the devil.

It's Gonna be Mano a Mano, Hombre!

Pink Accepts Your Apology

Hanuman Beaton and his Collection of Pinky Diablo Art

Hanuman Beaton is Pinky's childhood friend and lifelong confidant. (Little Hanuman's parents were liberal beatniks--thus the name.) Hanuman, now a secret computer programmer for various nefarious agencies, has created a private Pinky Diablo art museum. He has a huge collection of drawings, painting and sculptures from Pinky that Pinky was unaware of. Apparently Hanuman started stealing Pinky's classroom note doodles in high school. He raided Pableau X and Granny D's underwear drawers where Pinky's childhood drawings were always kept. Most of the art that Pinky has ever sold has turned out to be bought by agents of Hanuman. Hanuman recently told Pinky about this collection. No one other than Hanuman and his closest associates have ever seen these hidden masterpieces. Pinky is trying to raise money to hire Blackwater to "acquire" this collection back from Hanuman. If you would like to help, please send a quarter to Pinky Diablo in an unmarked envelope (Don't give your name because he is planning to run for public office soon and doesn't want to be beholden to big business.)

Pinky Continues to Stay in Character

Pinky has been practicing for his Bollywood debut as Hanuman. Today he painted french doors for a friend and stayed in the Hamuman costume and character. Pinky constantly asks himself: WWHD?

The monkeys and bears decided that since Hanuman was the son of the Wind God, Vyu, he was the best at jumping and must leap to Lanka. Hanuman had his father's energy and swiftness, power and strength. (When Hanuman was a child he thought the sun was a ripe fruit and tried to jump up and catch it. He jumped so high that he nearly got burnt, but the Sun was impressed and gave Hanuman the gift of immortality as a reward for his courage and cleverness.)

Rama gave Hanuman his ring, to give to Sita. Hanuman prayed to his father and jumped. (Hanuman's leap is the subject of many paintings.) Hanuman leapt over the ocean, escaping several devouring demons that he met on the way. Here you can see him jumping through the jaws of Surasa, a sea monster, on the way to the island of Lanka.

Pinky Had a Dream Last Night That was Really Nadine's

War is Beautiful

Intelligent Design is everywhere!

The Best of Images Don't Need any Words

How Pinky Plans to Lure You to Jesus