Porcine Narcissus

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Even Pinky's long suffering mother, Granny D, didn't believe her own son made this spoon. "Every picture on your blog came from my camera," she wailed. That is an outright falsehood. Some came from Nadine's Flickr account.

Image from the Month in Which Pinky D and Radish were Conceived #1

Pableau X's First Job

As you can see, Pableau X was both a beef killer and a lady killer. On his first date with Granny D he brought her a beautifully wrapped package of very fresh tripe.

Pinky's Big Dirty Bald Head

Logic Put the Fear of God into Pinky

So here's Pinky's career progression over the last 30 years :
BBQ Server
Community College Teacher
Unemployed Bum
Zoo Keeper

Here's the horror. After Pinky left the zoo, he was again an unemployed bum. Now he is back to community college teacher. See the pattern? Pinky is fearful of being an aged BBQ server. He sees it coming.

Where Babies Come From: Pinky's Amazing Journey from a Seed to a Newborn

Pinky Can Tell Who was Mean to Granny D as a Little Girl by Looking in the Family Album

Mistrust of Pinky is the Beginning of Wisdom

Pinky Might be Your Judas Horse

Judas horse is term used to describe a domestic horse which has been trained to lead wild horses into a trap. A judas horse is often used when capturing wild mustangs. Once the wild horses are coerced into an area near the trap, the Judas horse is released. Its job is then to move to the head of the herd and lead them to the trap. Already confused and looking for direction, the wild horses instinctively follow the leader into the trap.

Portrait of A Well-Known Potato

Pre Fetus Pinky

Granny D remembers when Pinky was just a gleam in Pableau X's eye.

Guess Who Tastes Like Chicken?

Pinky Often Struggles with Looking Normal in Public

A Thing of Beauty

Why Pinky Can't Remember Anything

Another Little Known Fact about Pinky and Nadine

When Nadine was 12 she made a mask for herself in the image of Pinky. She then strolled into Pinky's house and took his place at the dinner table. None of the Diablo clan even noticed that it was not their own little Pinky D. Granny D even complemented the faux Diablo on his extra good job he did combing his hair.

Don't Tell Granny D, But...

Pinky Diablo's biracial!

Pinky and His Psychic Twin, Lance Ferngate

It All Depends on How Nice You are to Pinky