December 28, 2008

December 25, 2008

A Shout Out

Merry Christmas to the GilmerMetcalves from Pinky and his menagerie.

Pinky's Christmas Wish

Pinky used an internet translator to translate his christmas wish from one language to another then back to English:

Pinky wishes that all the children of the world could enjoy his deviled eggs.

Rose souhaiter thanksggiving toutes les enfants de les mondial pouvions prendre plaisir à son démon oeufs.

Pinky vota ut totus liberi of orbis terrarum iacio utor suus diabolus eggs.

Garofano voti quando intero bambini del mondiale verso lancio verso uso suo diavolo uovi.

Rozig vows wanneer doet wettisch kinderen van naar de wereld - wijd vandoor waterdruppel vandoor voorhebben zijn voort grond eierschaal.

Pink vows whenever does stringent children with the worldwide wide run away drop run away wear one's onwards soil eggshell.

December 18, 2008

Miss Love Cooks Once a Year

You should see the gravy she makes to go with this.

December 16, 2008

Pinky's Pond

Pinky spends hours a day up to his nostrils in his stock pond trying to lure turtles onto his bald head. He has his reasons.

The Leader of the Modern World

Pinky's PhD

Pinky was awarded a PhD in Shakespearean Analysis for his contoversial disertation on the weaknesses of Ophelia in Shakespeare's Hamlet. In this one and a half page masterpiece of psychological literary sleuthing, Pinky deftly argues that all Ophelia's foibles come from the fact that she had no mother to make her the staple dish of Danish childhood, pære hund salat.

Dirty Little Secret

Pinky has discovered that Nadine has been sneaking off to the shores of Lake Bardwell and acting out Greek myths by the light of the moon in her birthday suit. Here's proof.

The Ear with Which God Hears Your Prayers

Selfish and ridiculous prayers are exuded back out of the ear in the form of a thick. pink ooze that falls to earth and causes much unhappiness.

Pinky Loves Movies

Pinky often finds old movie posters and inserts his name in the starring role. Then he makes his friends watch the movie while constantly nagging, "Aren't I great in this one?! Huh? Whatdya think?

December 14, 2008

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Even Pinky's long suffering mother, Granny D, didn't believe her own son made this spoon. "Every picture on your blog came from my camera," she wailed. That is an outright falsehood. Some came from Nadine's Flickr account.

Doubting Thomas and the Name Brand Soda

One of Pinky's Shakespeare director friends commented," I like that this envisions the grief that must have preceded the blankness."

December 10, 2008

Holiday Gift Ideas

Pinky's infamous skeleton watercolors on old book covers are now for sale at

December 7, 2008

Chair Fetish

Pinky's first (of many) religious conversions had the additional consequence of leaving him with a life-long fetish for a finely turned chair leg.

Diablo Inc.'s New State Fair Martini

At his latest art opening, Pinky invented this delightful new cocktail.