Some quick responses to Nadine's accusations (to see them, click here):
#1. Pinky did help Enid out, but Nadine was jealous of her closeness to Pinky.
#2. While Pinky might have eaten the lion's share of shrimp last night at the party, he did not end up naked on Nadines's floor. Nadine was the so-called designated driver who took Pinky home. Designated Swerver! The man on the floor must have been someone Nadine found after she dropped Pinky off.
#3. Obviously Nadine can't read Hebrew (Pinky's surprised she even got the language correct). Any rabbi could tell you that plate reads: Pink D Brand Deviled Eggs are the Bomb!
#4. Here's proof that Nadine did in fact live in Arkansas. As you can see, she was pimpin' and dealin'.