December 18, 2005
Diablo Inc. Mandates Change
The corporate office has decided that Pinky's blog pictures pulled off the internet are too impersonal. For the next week, all images will be taken by Pinky himself or his personal elf assistant. (The elf is really a midget Pinky kidnapped from a North Park Mall Santa photography outfit--Rodger seems to be quite comfortable in the trailer behind Pinky's house, and he is a fabulous photographer!)