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Let Pinky Cater a New Year's Party for One in Your Bathroom
Hate New Years? Want to just soak in the tub alone--crying and nibbling from your personal seafood buffet spread out on your bathroom counter? Pinky will come in and transform your commode into a champagne bucket--your sink into a giant shrimp cocktail--and black out your mirrors so you don't have to look at your sorry-ass self. (You can worry about the diet the next day.) Pinky's Bathroom Buffet for One comes with party hat and tooty horn--both guaranteed to be soggy and useless before midnight.
Hate New Years? Want to just soak in the tub alone--crying and nibbling from your personal seafood buffet spread out on your bathroom counter? Pinky will come in and transform your commode into a champagne bucket--your sink into a giant shrimp cocktail--and black out your mirrors so you don't have to look at your sorry-ass self. (You can worry about the diet the next day.) Pinky's Bathroom Buffet for One comes with party hat and tooty horn--both guaranteed to be soggy and useless before midnight. 
