December 18, 2005
Enigmatic Message from Aunt Johnnie Diablo-Sweetwater
Pinky's great aunt sent him this message in lieu of her annual xmas card. She has been in a nursing home for the past 25 years (she's 109). What does this mean? How does she know about Nadine? Pinky saw Nadine last night at holiday party and she was obviously on her medication. She was giggling, and feeding strangers chunks of baked brie off her plate. She even left with a handsome mechanic.