December 19, 2005

Pinky Gives and He Can Take Away

It has been a busy week for Pinky. He has killed 16 mice and performed 14 small funerals. (two are still on ice pending notification of family). Pinky made his own tiny coffins and made tiny funerary wreaths for each murdered mouse. Most of the time was spent rounding up enough black mice for the gospel singing. (They were brought in limos and sent back to Dallas--not killed). Pinky does realize it's a bit hypocritical to both murder then preside at the funeral--but somebody's gotta do it, and heaven knows Pinky needs the practice (oratorally, not murderizingly).