December 29, 2005

No Joke

This chapel in the Palais Des Papes in Avignon is for sale on Ebay for $990,000 (if you don't believe it, go to Ebay>Real Estate>Other). Pinky needs it to start his reign as the challenger pope. (If they could do it back then, why not now?!) Pinky is asking all 990,000 of his followers to send just $1 to Pinky to establish Avignon as the new seat of Pope Pinkus I. Pinky thinks he will look fabulous in his gold embroidered robe and jewel encrusted cowboy hat. You can visit and kiss his ring.