Guess which of the following is NOT true: 1. He is going in his pajamas because he is tired of all this xmas hoo-ha.
2. He is taking friends to one party because he is afraid of being cornered and molested.
3. He is taking to bed at another party and holding court there. He informed the hostess, and she agreed. However, she called back to say he would have to share his bed with a pregnant friend who was ordered to bed by her doctor.
4. There will be at least one Jew masquerading as a Christmas Elf.
5. He will be wearing a flashing sign that says, "PINKY HATES ELVES."
6. He will eat too many little barbeque cocktail weenies.
