December 13, 2005

Laura Bush's Social Secretary Contacts Diablo Catering Inc.

"Can Pinky make 3,200 lifesized gingerbread men by Saturday in the shape of dead Iraqis for the first couple to give out to their staunchest supporters?"

Diablo Catering Inc, replied, "Is Elsa Schiaparelli the coiner of the phrase 'shocking pink?'" This will bankroll Pinky's budding political career.