December 29, 2005

Pinky's Latest Catering Gig

For New Years Eve, Pinky is creating a mashed potato mountain. There will be a luscious river of reduced pear cider and thyme, pork tenderloin mountain lions, and cracker trailer houses blocking the view. Pinky has been peeling potatoes all week. Pinky prays none of the guests are on the Atkins Diet.