December 27, 2005

Nadine Acting Maudlin

Pinky has hurt Nadine's feelings, so now she is acting like she doesn't have long to live. She has picked out her funerary dress and lays for hours practicing looking dead. Pinky goads her on by coming over and practicing her funeral sermon while eating bags of Cheetos (he knows the orange residue really bothers her, but she tries really hard to keep her eyes closed). He tells her no one will be there except him and the Waxahachie Murphy family.