March 13, 2008

Worse than the Elliot Spitzer Scandal

Pinky found this archived photo in the county sheriff's office showing Nadine's birth mother, Madeleine Spoonacre, who kept an illicit chicken house for wealthy poultry lovers. She gave up all of her 12 children to the county child welfare office. Nadine had no knowledge about the identity of her mother, the existence of 11 siblings, or the perversions these 172 chickens were subjected to at the hands of the county's high and mighty.