The Long Walk Home

When Uncle Poot finished at the factory and headed home, he could always tells when he rounded FM 101 whether Marda Lee (wife #16) was in a foul mood or not.

Diablo Family Shame

In 1942 after he had been married 9 times, Uncle Poot moved in with a "bachelor" friend. They spent many years together modeling for the meat industry.

Uncle Poot and His 9th Wife

Uncle Poot said she made all her clothes out of leftover car upholstery. She left him because she said he was a goat.

Uncle Poot was a Serious Man

Poor Uncle Poot was an drunk and a ne'er-do-well. But he was delighted whenever two similar patterns or colors overlapped or butted up against on another. He could stare at his light yellow polyester pants for hours if he accidentally dropped a dollop of butter on his crotch.

Uncle Poot's Fourth Wife at the Beach Attracting Onlookers

Uncle Poot, as you remember, made his fourth wife in his workshop (a la Pygmalion). Here she is at the beach. (Nobody in Pinky's family can remember her name. But she made a mean macaroni salad!)

Uncle Poot Making His 4th Wife

Uncle Poot had one Unfortunate Indescretion with a Possum

A Match Destined for Heaven

Uncle Poot always fantasized about a woman with a tiny hat. Aunt Tizby hated to have her face shaded by her head toppers. They lived a simple happy life often eating fried baloney. Aunt Tizby never left the house without one of her diminutive hats perched atop her friendly visage.

The Problem with Blogging

Pinky has learned some shocking news that made him almost retract his last post. However, he realized God would know he has made a false accusation whether or not the post remained. It turns out that Pinky's (well founded) suspicions might have to be retracted. Stuck to the back of the previous photo of Uncle Poot and Puta Bonita was this lovingly hand-tinted photo. On the back of it in Uncle Poot's barely recognizable script is scrawled: Mrs. P. Caledonia Gilmer-Metcalf, Cairo, 1928, two nights in paradise. Pinky may be having a family reunion with the surviving Gilmer-Metcalves soon.

Them Gilmer-Metcalves is Stalkers

In a previous comment, the cyber-stalking Gilmer-Metcalves talked about a family pet named Puta Bonita. Well, this just proves their cyber-(and pre-cyber)stalkiness. Here is a photo of Uncle Poot in 1928 during his "Egypt Period." He is sitting next to his trusty camel named Puta Bonita. How did these Gilmer-Metcalves end up with the same name for a pet if they (or their predecessors) haven't been snooping around the Diablo clan for years?

In 1953 Uncle Poot Received Oklahoma's First Federal Grant to Grow Plastic Trash Can Liners

Uncle Poot and Aunt Tizby

Italian Nightmares Hound Pinky D

Pinky has been having crazy nightmares since returning from his Italian tour. Last night he dreamed that the Academy (which houses Michelangelo's David) was filled with pink mud. Pinky walked through it leaving pink mud footprints. As he walked by the huge David, the sculpture farted.

Uncle Poot and Aunt Tizby's Marriage Shocked West Texas

Diablo Family Secrets

This photo was found in a book owned by Pinky's late Uncle Poot. The Diablo Clan had a secret family meeting and decided to state publicly that Rudolph "Poot" Diablo had a sausage fetish. It has never been spoken of since.

Aunt Tizby and Uncle Poot on Their First Date

Uncle Poot Never Quite Understood the Concept of Hood Ornaments

More Diablo Family Secrets

Uncle Poot with Pinky's little cousin Viney.

Uncle Poot was a Cross-Dresser

He often dressed as a bush and sat with Aunt Tizby (shown on the right) in the front yard to the horror of his more proper neighbors.