Although Pinky hates Shakespeare (always has, always will), he attends a monthly underground hit and run Shakespeare festival. This month is Hamlet, and it is to be performed under one of DFW's high-five overpasses by stealth of night and eye of newt. Pinky has created projections with which to delight and confuse passing motorists. Nadine and Pinky have watched 72 hours of horrid Hamlet movies this month in preparation. Pinky hopes Nadine can get a vacation day at the Bardwell Burger Barn.