Hamlet and Toulouse-Latrec?!

Enjoy Pinky's New Series of Close-Ups of Himself. (#1)

Nine Months Before Pinky's Amazing Birth

Pinky has been searching for reasons why he is so drawn to the zoo. March 17 is Pinky's birthday. Pinky found this picture of Granny D (middle), her mother, and three of her aunts at the Memphis Zoo.

When Pinky Cooks in a Bad Mood

He creates odd dishes.

Pinky's Spleen on Display at Dallas Hospital

Pinky recently discovered that his spleen (removed fifteen years ago) has been on display in a Dallas hospital lobby. To add insult to surgery, it is labeled as belonging to an obese, schizophrenic baseball player. There will be a lawsuit.

Pinky's New Hit TV Show in Japan

"Pinky Eats Anything" debuts this Saturday morning on Japanese TV. Viewers suggest items for Pinky to eat, and then Pinky eats them . Show #1 starts with Pinky eating 3 dozen horse apples. Next week Pinky eats 42 lbs of a frozen woolly mammoth just discovered in Siberia.

An Unnatural Attraction

Nadine's Artwork

Pinky finally tracked down the piece that Nadine made this summer at her New York "art camp." It is currently in a Soho gallery with a $39,000 price tag. It is titled I Wish Pinky Were a Smithville Ham (You Know Why).