Showing posts with label heartburn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heartburn. Show all posts
January 18, 2009
January 23, 2008
Recipe for Success
Take one laboratory mouse, dredge him in flour, lick him, dredge again and fry in peanut oil.
January 17, 2008
September 19, 2007
September 10, 2007
September 6, 2007
Pinky's Spleen on Display at Dallas Hospital
Pinky recently discovered that his spleen (removed fifteen years ago) has been on display in a Dallas hospital lobby. To add insult to surgery, it is labeled as belonging to an obese, schizophrenic baseball player. There will be a lawsuit.
August 29, 2007
Pinky's New Hit TV Show in Japan
"Pinky Eats Anything" debuts this Saturday morning on Japanese TV. Viewers suggest items for Pinky to eat, and then Pinky eats them . Show #1 starts with Pinky eating 3 dozen horse apples. Next week Pinky eats 42 lbs of a frozen woolly mammoth just discovered in Siberia.
August 19, 2007
Pinky and Nadine's Relationship Takes a Strange Turn
Nadine has moved in to the rent house next door to Pinky and Miss Love. She has offered to cook dinner for them every night. Pinky says, "Oh, No!" His stomach says, "Yes, Please!"
August 11, 2007
June 30, 2007
Pinky's Dr. Visit
Pinky's gastroenterologist explained his intestines are controlled by a little man who orchestrates the passing of all food. Apparently, Pinky's stomach elf is high strung and prone to taking long coffee breaks.
June 18, 2007
May 20, 2007
April 21, 2007
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