Chicken Fetish

You may recognize this tiny chicken from a previous post. Pinky sculpted this tiny raw chicken from Fimo while waiting for Miss Love at the pedicure parlor. It is not for sale, but Pinky has received so much interest in these that mass production will start soon. Move over, Bo Pilgrim--a new chicken king is in town!

Another Pinky Zoo Nightmare

GilmerMetcalves Throw Down

The song title is: Chicken Contemplating Her Own Mortality. What is the first verse? (Pinky supposes other musicians and lyricists than the GilmerMetcalves may participate--but only if they take this seriously. If not, they will be banned from PinkyNation.)

Another Late Night Painting

Darwin Does Dallas

Here is the much sought after but rarely seen Pinky D posing for his friend Ken Craft for a series of painting about Charles Darwin. Darwin is supposed to be onboard the Beagle in this shot, but Pinky's farmhouse window is not much like a 19th century port hole. Both Darwin and Pinky have a passing fascination with thirsty dying birds.

Pinky Often Struggles with Looking Normal in Public

The Zoo Honors Pinky

Even though Pinky has only been at the zoo for five months, his heroic nature and fine chiseled features have been captured in marble. Titled "Pinky Rescues a Drunken Gerenuk", this sculpture has been placed between the restroom and the necropsy lab.

Pinky Has Designed This New True-to-Life Animal Display for the Zoo's New "Urban Creatures" Section

Pinky Diablo as the Studious Charles Darwin Aboard the Beagle

One of Pinky's Best Days

Today was a good day for Pinky.

He was up at 5 AM and put in four hours of shoveling at the zoo.
He stopped by the hospital and picked up 3 lunches and chocolate cake.
Lunch with Miss Love and K.C.
K.C. dressed Pinky as Charles Darwin and had him pose all afternoon.
Here are the scenes Pinky posed for:

Charles Darwin looks at a bone
C.D. feels an earthquake under his feet
C.D. recoils in horror when faced with cruelty to African slaves
C.D. sketches under a tree
C.D. examines a chicken skeleton in his cabin on the Beagle
A dragonfly on C.D.'s nose
C.D. is distraught over a letter from his wife worried about his soul
C.D. is taught a thing or two about finches by Mr. Gould
C.D. awakens from a terrible nightmare
Christmas Eve, 1835, C.D. watches a volcanic eruption from the deck of the beagle
Various shots of C.D. looking at plants, insects and various items
C.D. wanders in the woods with a lantern

K.C. and Pinky had Mexican Food and Shiner Beer.
Pinky took a bath with his hairless dog Sharkey.
Can you beat that?

Similiarity #23 Between Pinky and a Zebu

They both pee in the bathtub.

God Let Pinky in on a Little Secret Over a Cup of Chai

He didn't really rest on the seventh day. He puttered in his garage and came up with one of his many rejects.

Odd Prayer Request

Pinky is calling on his flock for help. He has interviewed at the local zoo for an Animal Keeper position. He is confident the interview went well (considering the ridiculous Crocodile Hunter get-up he was wearing), but a little mojo from his friends wouldn’t hurt. Please follow these directions and return your mojo sentence to Pinky. Extra Pinky Heaven Points if you send this to your group of friends and have them send Pinky their zoo keeper prayer.

Pinky __________s ______________.
(blank #1 should have a verb that is about caring for animals)
(blank #2 should have a type of animal you can imagine Pinky handling)
Appropriate adverbs and adjectives are welcome.

Examples:
Pinky hugs the naked mole rats.
Pinky gives solace to a dwarf mongoose.
Pinky carefully combs the hissing Madagascar coachroach.

(Beware: Pinky will send you to Hell if you get too out of hand with your verbs. After all, this is to develop an aura of positive ions around the zoo hiring committee—not a stink of perverseness.)

Thanks in advance,
Senior Vice-President in Charge of Keeping Pinky Off the Street
Diablo Inc.

Gerard Krerfft, Naturalist Forefather of Pinky Diablo

Gerard Krefft, who collected eight specimens near the junction of the Murray and Darling rivers in 1857, took a drawing of a specimen with him to show to Aborigines, to help explain that this was the animal he was anxious to procure. Unfortunately the only drawing he could obtain was of a specimen that had lost its tail, and his Aboriginal helpers brought him any number of common bandicoots with their tails screwed out, before finally arriving with two living pig-footed bandicoots. Krefft, who was on short rations at the time, studied them for some time before he was forced to kill them. He recorded that ‘they are very good eating, and I am sorry to say that my appetite more than once overruled my love for science; but 24 hours upon "pig face" (Mesembryanthemum) will damp the ardour of any naturalist.’

Evolution Miracle

Darwin's face appears on filthy mattress in Dallas alley. Pinky charges 50 cents to lay your hands on it, then $5 to use his antibacterial hand sanitizer.

"Oh When the Saints Go Marching In" OR "Pinky Rids Ennis of Rats"

If Pinky were a Vegetable, This is What He Would Look Like

And boy, would he taste yummy!

Pableau X's Secret

Pableau X was one of the flying monkey's in the Wizard of Oz. He had small, horny protuberances on his shoulder blades that made attaching the prosthetic wings easier.

Pinky Tries to Tear Through a Couple of Pages of the Good Book Every Night

Pinky Has Let Fame Go to His Head

He has agreed to pose for a portrait of the young Charles Darwin to be painted by a soon to be world-famous artist. This may be a rash move for Pinky, considering his political ambitions.