This poor biblical bear was turned to salt when he turned to look back on the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. (He is now in the Shively and Parson's circus--near the cotton candy vendor.)
July 29, 2007
Lot's Bear
This poor biblical bear was turned to salt when he turned to look back on the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. (He is now in the Shively and Parson's circus--near the cotton candy vendor.)
No Plain Walls: The Story of the Diablo Women (Part 3 in a Series)
Here is Pinky’s great-grandmother, Debo (the one in pink, of course), ordering her 43rd husband off her property with a pistol. Standing guard is Pinky’s grandmother (from Husband no. 15). Debo insisted on wearing white to every one of her weddings. She also used the same gift registry from the local department store. By the time she died, she had 72 toasters lined up in her kitchen. Granny D used to visit when she was a little girl. She called every new grandfather, Paw-Paw, and didn’t even realize they were different men.
No Plain Walls: The Story of the Diablo Women (Part 2 in a Series)
Aunt Tisby watched exactly 62 minutes of TV every night. What made her a Diablo was the fact that it wasn’t plugged in.
No Plain Walls: The Story of the Diablo Women (Part 1 in a Series)
Pinky’s great-aunt was named after her parents' favorite president, Grover Cleavland. Aunt Cleavie was a firecracker. When she was 19, she came in from the garden with a hummingbird attached to her hand. She had reached out to touch it, and it flew at her with such rage that its bill pierced her palm. The wound never healed. Pinky visited her once when she was 98. She made peanut butter cookies and bled on every delicious one of them!
July 27, 2007
This Reminds Pinky of Pableau X's Favorite Ditty
Look at that hors d’œuvres,Ain't that neat?
Little piece of cheese
and little piece of meat.
Ex Voto Painted by Pinky When Miss Love was Saved from Drinking Herself to Death
40 neighborhood cats ran an intervention on her and poured out all her wine.
July 25, 2007
July 24, 2007
That Horrible Joyful Day
Granny D birthed Pinky right on the front lawn. Here one of the neighbor ladies describes Pinky's head as it started to crown. The ice cream man gave everybody free popsicles. All the neighbor kids had nightmares for years.
July 23, 2007
More Isabella Blow (This Happened to Pinky, Too)
"My first memory of a hat is when I was eight years old and I tried on a giant pink hat of my mother's," she says.
If You Don't Know About Isabella Blow, You Owe It to Yourself to Google Her
"I'm having space made in my coffin for a pheasant hat," the fashion guru once said. "I love the idea of the feathers dying with me slowly."
July 20, 2007
July 19, 2007
July 16, 2007
Try Diablo Inc.'s New Pink Ooze
Tastes great. Glues fine porcelain and other space age materials. Cures tapeworms and many other parasites. Prevents unwanted pregnancies. Covers blemishes and disfigurements. Reduces home burglaries by 82%. Improves visibility.
July 14, 2007
July 13, 2007
July 11, 2007
July 10, 2007
July 6, 2007
Pinky Loves a Pervert
James Joyce carried a miniature pair of women's panties with him. He would put them on his fingers and entertain his drinking buddies.
July 5, 2007
Delft Declares Pinky Diablo Day
In honor of Pinky, Delft painted all its ceramics pink for one day. If you are lucky enough to purchase one of these, it would be an excellent investment.
July 3, 2007
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