1 part cattle range cubes (to represent the animals in the manger)
1 part cat food (Jesus loved cats)
1 part nails (for the cross, of course)
1 part crumbled Matzoh crackers (Jesus was a Jew)
1 part Chex cereal (that's just plain ol' tradition)
Put in a Mason jar (Jesus was a Mason)
And top off with a pretty bow (Jesus was God's gift to Man)
