Her Shit Life: A Story in 11 Short Chapters

1.
He drank malt liquor and never bathed

2.
They were never very happy

3.
She left with only her toothbrush and her bruises

4.
She found someone worse than him

5.
Canned beans and cheap toilet paper were all they could ever afford

6.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, Jesus never stepped foot in their trailer

7.
He loved AC/DC
She loved Barry Manilow

8.
His check was garnished every week, but she couldn’t have kids of her own

9.
He unclogged the toilet with a fork

10.
He took her to Red Lobster on their third month anniversary

11.
She never remembered a single dream