September 8, 2005

Pinky's Lesser Known Sibling

Out of the large clutch of eggs that formed Pinky Diablo's siblings, there was one sad surprise for Pinky's family. The fourth chick that hatched had three legs. Now, Pinky's mother loved this little monstrosity with all her little chicken heart, but the farmer took this chick and sold it to a travelling circus. There were rumors that a three-legged rooster was displayed to the Queen of England. Pinky only hopes that it was his long lost brother.

His whole family cringes when driving by Chicken Express and sees the sign: 3 legs and biscuit 1.99. Pinky's prayers also go out to the family of the biscuit.