For you perverts: The swab was taken from the top down. A coathanger was unfolded and a Q-Tip duct taped to the end. Pinky's highly skilled manicurist carefully worked the contraption down his throat, into his stomach and finally through his small intestine. A culture was made and this new critter was found. The Intestinal Institute of Bowel Motivation is sponsoring a contest to name this new discovery.
