September 16, 2005

Pinky Diablo and Piggly-Wiggly Offering Mammograms While You Shop

The next time you buy groceries at Piggly-Wiggly, visit Pinky (near the gumball machines) and have a mammogram! The results will be ready by the time you check out. Now, Pinky can't promise the experience will be less uncomfortable than at your doctor's office, but Pinky feels your pain. After you have your breasts mashed in front of all the gawking sacker boys, Pinky will let you kick him in the nuts. Turn about's fair play, ladies!