September 25, 2005

Pinky D Brand Gasoline Saves Americans From Certain Decline


Pinky D has a wonderful new idea that will be certain to save America from the spiraling shithole it's currently headed toward. MAKE SERVICE STATIONS CUTE! No need to lower costs, just make service stations pink, cute and friendly. Customers don't mind being screwed in pleasant surroundings. Pinky has already opened his first homey petrol bungalow (as in home-like--not as is youz my homey). See how the language puts at ease? So come on down and let a pink grease monkey service you at Pinky D's Petrol-n-Prayer.