Pinky's craftsmen are producing silverplated salt cellars in the shape of farm animals. Research shows that animal figurines on the dining table promote healthier eating. (Pinky has a secret he has never told anyone. He is worried that his fans might realize that if one changes the P in his name to an O, one would have a insulting nickname that would cut Pinky to the quick. One would have salt on hand, as well, to rub in the wound--adding injury to insult.)
