September 27, 2005

Pinky's Workshop is in Full Production Mode


Pinky's craftsmen are producing silverplated salt cellars in the shape of farm animals. Research shows that animal figurines on the dining table promote healthier eating. (Pinky has a secret he has never told anyone. He is worried that his fans might realize that if one changes the P in his name to an O, one would have a insulting nickname that would cut Pinky to the quick. One would have salt on hand, as well, to rub in the wound--adding injury to insult.)