Thousands converged on Pinky D's ranch for a prayer vigil and blessing. Without any PR, emails or harrassing phone calls, people from all over the world were psychically drawn to Texas this week. Nude and blistered, they silently formed row after row pointing East in Miss Love's pastures. Pinky addressed the masses, then from only one tube of sunscreen annointed and slathered each pilgrim. Pinky hopes they leave soon, he is tired of cooking for all of them.
