Here's an Avon shout-out from a recently visited internet girl-on-girl sex site:
.....YO ANY GIRLZ IN BRIDGEPORT,CT LOOKIN TO MAKE EZ MONEY HOLLA @ ME CUZ IMMA AVON REP. AND U CAN SELL AVON AND MAKE SOME EZ AZZ MONEY...JUZZ LEAVE ME A NOTE AND ILL HOLLA BAKK....
Pinky has a soft spot for Avon. His elderly Aunt was an Avon representative. In fact she was the leading saleswoman in the state....but only because she bought it all for herself and kept it in stacks piled to the ceiling in her room in her even more elderly parents' house. Granted, she did get out of the house once or twice and have 2 children, but she loved those Avon bottles more. Finally, she couldn't even get to the bed, so her daughter bagged up 72 trashbags of Avon products and threw them out of the window. This was the same window out of which Pinky saw the Easter Bunny while sleepwalking. (I'm sure he'll share that story later.)
