Pinky Often Acts Out History and Literature

Here's Pinky (as Ophelia) and a little friend in a drainage ditch near Lake Bardwell. This summer has been so wet there are thousands of frogs all over the roads late at night.

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Pinky's Having Trouble with the Hot Tub

Pinky's New Land

A river runs through it.

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