March 13, 2008
Pinky had No Idea
Apparently (according to the zoo ethic's committee) it is wrong to borrow a chimp for the evening and take him to a country western bar. A spokesman for Diablo Inc., in a recent press conference, says Pinky only allowed his friend to drink root beer and saw nothing wrong with showing him "how the other half lives." Pinky has temporarily been reassigned to the zoo commissary until this incident is investigated further.