November 10, 2008

Heaping Insult Upon Injury

Today Pinky was being tested by Jesus. He saw a white sedan with "Haliburton" painted on it. As Pinky looked closely to see his tax dollars at work, the driver began picking his nose vosiferously. The sight was so wrong in so many ways, Pinky decided it must be an angel heavensent to test his love for the human race. Pinky failed, and the angel kept picking his nose for several more minutes.