As you know, Pinky has given up caviar for Lent. But everywhere Pinky turns there is caviar. Last night at the Waxahachie Waffle House, there was a caviar tasting. Those little tasty pearls of heaven were whispering in Pinky's ear, "Feel our goodness pop in your mouth." Pinky fell to his knees and prayed for strength. The waitress thought he was having a heart attack and called 911.
