March 21, 2006

Drivers Have Much Less Nose Hair

Pinky noticed that when he drives, he often looks at his nostils in the rear view mirror. Of course, since he has has rounded the middle-age turn, his nose hairs have begun to grow. But since he sees them when he drives, he plucks them out with his dainty pink fingertips. He feels sorry for all those hairy-nosed couch potatoes (and their wives).