March 27, 2006

Pinky Interacts with Childhood Fantasy Characters


Pinky was driving to the store yesterday when a mongrel momma dog with big swinging teats ran across the road into what seemed to be an abandonned house. Pinky followed her into the house to check on her pups. When he got inside, he realized the house was not empty--simply trashed out. There was a lazy-boy with 100's of beer cans around it. Petrified pizza was everywhere. The sheets on the bed were gray with filth. But on the bathroom shelf was the key to the identity of the unknown inhabitant. There were jars and jars full of teeth--large and small--white and rotten. Pinky had found the lair of the tooth fairy!