Under a Pink Thumb

I must needs do this fast. Everyone, this is the noted Miss Love, otherwise known as W.O.P. (Wife Of Pinky). The Master has taken Granny D and Pableaux Diablo to Marfa, TX for a Donald Judd Love-In. He announced proudly that they'd witnessed the beautiful, mysterious, and enchanting Marfa Lights, of which Miss Love has spent many, many nights longing to see. Of course her sciatica as well as her commuter job disallows her from such frivolous travel, but still she pines. Pinky describes the lights as appearing like someone's truck lights flipping on and off about a mile away. Hm. Miss Love is attempting to attach flashlights to her beloved zebus' bodies, but the duct tape won't stick.

Miss Love is finishing up her three-week sentence of housecleaning drudgery at present and must get back to it as Mad TV comes on soon. She'd like to share a secret about Pinky. Tell one and all: Pinky Diablo never cleans under anything.