Local sculptor Nadine recently carved an alabaster elephant foetus that is both precious and haunting. On a local cable access interview with art historian Pinky Diablo, she was asked how she carves with such lifelike precision. Nadine matter-of-factly answered, "I'm God." She then smote the cameraman and disappeared in a cloud of cumin-smelling smoke. Pinky was left with 28 minutes of dead air time.
