Pinky has made another earth shattering discovery about his early childhood. While purusing some old letters from Granny D to friends, Pinky discovered a religious background he was unaware of. Pinky and family lived in Morrocco for a year when Pinky was two. Here is an excerpt from one of the abovementioned letters:
"The two older ones are going regularly to Sunday School, Navy sponsored, so it's of a Protestant flavor, but very non-commital and rather dull, I think. Pinky is not old enough to go to church so R'kia is bringing him up as a good Moslem, which I know will meet with your approval."
This explains why Pinky is all over the board religiously. This week he is studying Buddhism.