October 10, 2005

Follow Pinky D's Path to Wealth: Rainbow a Crock

The myth of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is simply an elfin ruse to distract you from the truth. Think about it--does it make sense to follow beauty to find wealth? No. Pinky Diablo is certain you need to follow the dirtiest, stinkiest, hellhole path you can find. Follow the smell of rotten meat--talk with people with decaying teeth and breath--wallow in sewage and drainage ditches. This is not only the path to enlightenment, but to the pot of gold promised, but never delivered, at the end of the rainbow. (and when you find it, make sure to give Pinky his cut.)