October 16, 2005

Pinky D Has An Enormous Responsibilty

This is the oracle that Pinky D must care for. He cannot tell you where it is, but it helps him with his psychic work. Pinky writes questions on strips of raw bacon and pokes them into the oracle. A positive answer creates a sweet smelling saffron smoke from the oracle. A negative answer results in a putrid steaming spray of sickening sludge. Pinky hates cleaning up after a negative answer so much that he rarely consults the oracle.